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Post by Lightning the Hedgehog on Mar 21, 2008 20:53:46 GMT -5
i'll get it started:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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